We notice and respect your discipline. Thank you for setting such a great example to others.
It's probably a good thing the barcode isn't also linked to this blog, because the chronicle of my basketball talents might lead the health club folks to reconsider the use of the term "great example".
It does harken back to a line from the musician/comedian/mathematician Tom Lehrer, who reflected on his brief military service by praising the army for "...taking the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the basis of race, creed or color, but also on the grounds of ability."