Monday, April 11, 2005

I get press releases, Volume 10: Always with the zingers

Just a fun-filled headline from the world of press releases:

Developers misleading Flagstaff citizens by claiming to "Protect Flagstaff's Future".
Opponents should call themselves "Threaten Flagstaff's Future"


Had this press release been written by 7th graders in 1984, it would have been followed by the line: "Ooooooh. Cold bust..."

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